The CoKoVe Triumverate Origins of Berzerker is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.16 billion Berzerkerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 61.6%.

The powerhouse Berzerkerian economy, worth 939 trillion somethings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,244 somethings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Berzerker's national animal is the something else, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Berzerker is ranked 72,835^th in the world and 1^st in Torinosudo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.64 law-abiding acts per hour.