The Kingdom of Benzsi is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Bendi the First with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 5.121 billion Benzsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bendi-Pest. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Benzsian economy, worth 557 trillion bedzs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,851 bedzs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

King Bendi the First has been nicknamed 'Robomop', future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Benzsi's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Benzsi is ranked 259,040^th in the world and 4^th in New Chesapeake for Largest Black Market, with 137 billion Standard Monetary Units.