The District of Bentley Falls is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 45.85 billion chattuses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bentley Fallsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,166 trillion aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,065 aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, and the only issue that Liard has is that there aren't enough issues (Bentley Falls has found 4 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bentley Falls's national animal is the bovina, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bentley Falls is ranked 50,711^th in the world and 7^th in Dog Lake for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.96 law-abiding acts per hour.