The United States of Bengal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.224 billion Bengalis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolkata. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bengali economy, worth a remarkable 2,790 trillion Rupeeses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 211,016 Rupeeses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 728,934 per year while the poor average 44,676, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

The insurance industry is outlawed, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the justice of Bengal is considered superior to that of other nations, and people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers. Crime is totally unknown. Bengal's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bengal is ranked 20,512^th in the world and 13^th in India for Most Corrupt Governments, with 98.62 kickbacks per hour.