The Holy Easter of Ben Shapiro is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, humorless population of 11.759 billion Ben Shapiroans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 59.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ben Shapiroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,293 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,977 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ben Shapiro's national animal is the Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Ben Shapiro is ranked 273,390^th in the world and 52^nd in Disney World for Least Corrupt Governments, with 76.99 percentage of bribes refused.