The Holy Blue Republic of Ben Shapiro is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.431 billion Ben Shapiroans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ben Shapiroan economy, worth 662 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,989 Gold Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 469,771 per year while the poor average 13,777, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ben Shapiro's national animal is the Zombie and its national religion is Yodlism.

Ben Shapiro is ranked 40,498^th in the world and 11^th in Disney World for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,164.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.