| Population | 5.03 billion |
| Capital | Alexandra |
| Leader | Lamont Cranston |
| Faith | National Orthodoxy |
| Currency | Ducat |
| Animal | Platypus |
The Barony of Belove is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Lamont Cranston with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The quiet, industrious population of 5.03 billion Beloveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandra. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Belovean economy, worth 906 trillion Ducats a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 180,163 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens must pay to enjoy Belove's pristine beaches, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, and major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belove's national animal is the Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Orthodoxy.
Belove is ranked 285,556th in the world and 22nd in New Coalition of Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Belove was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Belove, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
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Belove, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
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Belove, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
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Belove, citizens must pay to enjoy Belove's pristine beaches.
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Belove, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
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Belove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Belove was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Belove, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
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Belove, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban.


































