Best Weather: 1,932ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,775thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,924th
The ♀ Feminist Matriarchy ♀ of
Psychotic Dictatorship
♀ Mother Knows Best! ♀
Queen Head Mistress Bella Mama
Influence
Superpower
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Bella Mama

Population12.953 billion

CapitalVavamama
LeaderQueen Head Mistress Bella Mama
FaithFeminist Messianic Monotheism

Currency♀ Jewel
AnimalMan

The ♀ Feminist Matriarchy ♀ of Bella Mama is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Head Mistress Bella Mama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.953 billion Bellara are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vavamama. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bella economy, worth a remarkable 1,524 trillion ♀ Jewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,731 ♀ Jewels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, and ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bella Mama's national animal is the Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Feminist Messianic Monotheism.

Bella Mama is ranked 17,708th in the world and 2nd in The Collection of Metaverses for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 5,080.64 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Best Weather: 1,932ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,775thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,924thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,669thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,550thLargest Black Market: 5,179thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,610thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,251stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,276thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,756thHealthiest Citizens: 8,919thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,714thMost Patriotic: 14,167thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,775thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,821stMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,227thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,708thMost Developed: 18,451stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,789thLowest Crime Rates: 20,291stHighest Economic Output: 23,152ndMost Secular: 24,749thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,848thMost Authoritarian: 29,420th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bella Mama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Bella Mama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Bella Mama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Bella Mama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Bella Mama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Bella Mama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Bella Mama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Bella Mama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Bella Mama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Bella Mama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.

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