The Community of Bell Curve Nation is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Joe the Plumber with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.47 billion Bell Curve Nationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peoria. The average income tax rate is 75.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bell Curve Nationian economy, worth 981 trillion standard deviations a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,425 standard deviations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bell Curve Nation's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bell Curve Nation is ranked 300,319^th in the world and 214^th in Benigtopia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.14 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.