The Steadfast Peoples of Bejare is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.069 billion Bejareans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beeg. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bejarean economy, worth a remarkable 3,412 trillion Chits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,938 Chits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, not all rivers run to the sea, and more and more people are signing up for the government party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bejare's national animal is the alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Bejare is ranked 51,026^th in the world and 2^nd in Northern Sea for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,646.42 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.