Population | 33.733 billion |
Capital | Old Keterickshire |
Leader | Sub-Sector Governor Beinir |
Faith | Christianity and Imperial Cult |
Currency | Bullet |
Animal | Wild Grox |
The Nuclear Sovereign of Beinirham is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sub-Sector Governor Beinir with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.733 billion Beinirhamsters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Keterickshire. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Beinirhamish economy, worth a remarkable 9,304 trillion Bullets a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 275,821 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beinirham's national animal is the Wild Grox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Imperial Cult.
Beinirham is ranked 31,399th in the world and 3rd in Warhammer 40000 for Most Stationary, with 1,326.00531802272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Beinirham, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
- : Following new legislation in Beinirham, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
- : Following new legislation in Beinirham, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
- : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
- : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
- : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Beinirham, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
- : Following new legislation in Beinirham, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
- : Following new legislation in Beinirham, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
- : Beinirham lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.