Largest Agricultural Sector: 632ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,306th
The Grand Duchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Behind you! Spiders!
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Behind Your Eye

Population29.442 billion

CapitalBehind Your Eye City
LeaderHoser Jones
FaithPastafarian

Currencytoenail
Animalocelot

The Grand Duchy of Behind Your Eye is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hoser Jones with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.442 billion Behind Your Eyeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behind Your Eye City. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Behind Your Eyean economy, worth a remarkable 7,031 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 238,833 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Hoser Jones's window to draw attention to their issues, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Behind Your Eye's national animal is the ocelot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Behind Your Eye is ranked 1,470th in the world and 2nd in Pony Lands for Most Stationary, with 4,302.7055796 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 632ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,306thMost Stationary: 1,470thHighest Economic Output: 1,801stSmartest Citizens: 2,519thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,706thMost Developed: 2,778thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,021stLargest Black Market: 3,370thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,661stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,697thHighest Food Quality: 3,761stMost Inclusive: 4,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,234thLargest Populations: 4,717thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,412thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,506thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,922ndMost Cultured: 5,956thHighest Average Incomes: 6,133rdLargest Governments: 6,273rdMost Influential: 7,108thHealthiest Citizens: 7,811thRudest Citizens: 7,918thLowest Crime Rates: 9,933rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,915thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,933rdTop
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Most Secular: 14,983rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,090thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,557thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,118thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,534thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,858th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Hoser Jones's window to draw attention to their issues.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Behind Your Eye's influence in Pony Lands rose from "Contender" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, big game hunters travel to Behind Your Eye to try their hand at shark-shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, emojis are the soul of wit.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, a shocking number of government bills get lost in committee.

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