The Grand Duchy of Behind Your Eye is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hoser Jones with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 34.9 billion Behind Your Eyeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behind Your Eye City. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Behind Your Eyean economy, worth a remarkable 8,985 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,471 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Behind Your Eye's national animal is the ocelot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Behind Your Eye is ranked 4,703^rd in the world and 2^nd in Pony Lands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 124,101.39 Standard Monetary Units.