The Drunken Haze of Beery Bliss is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Batman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.801 billion Pissheads are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burton-Upon-Trent. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pissed economy, worth an astonishing 14,225 trillion Pints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 324,776 Pints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and nations across the world are quick to praise Batman's good looks and intellectual prowess. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beery Bliss's national animal is the hedgehog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mass Hysteria.

Beery Bliss is ranked 12,230^th in the world and 1^st in Northern Europe for Safest, scoring 118.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.