The Hand Puppet of Beelzenef is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Nekozawa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.969 billion Beelzenefians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouran. The average income tax rate is 2.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beelzenefian economy, worth a remarkable 5,751 trillion curse dolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Retail and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 303,194 curse dolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Beelzenef's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dark Magic.

Beelzenef is ranked 332,740^th in the world and 4^th in Strawberry Hill for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 6.95 on the Kitten Softness Rating.