The Neo-Empire of Beeducalm is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Anthony Ali with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.629 billion Beedus have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beeducalm City. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beeducalmian economy, worth 872 trillion Beedubuxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,533 Beedubuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beeducalm's national animal is the bidoof, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beanism.

Beeducalm is ranked 14,886^th in the world and 1^st in The United Democratic Front for Highest Poor Incomes, with 105,721.32 Standard Monetary Units.