Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd
The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Forbidden Paradise
Electric Dictator Bedebao
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bedetopia

Population19.071 billion

CapitalThe βetaship
LeaderElectric Dictator Bedebao

Currencyβedollar
AnimalTentacled Lion of Venus

The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Electric Dictator Bedebao with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.071 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The βetaship. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,714 trillion βedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 404,525 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, pedants defending Electric Dictator Bedebao observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Bedetopian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bedetopia is ranked 9,077th in the world and 4th in The Maritimes for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 414,438 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2ndMost Corrupt Governments: 28thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51stMost Patriotic: 55thMost Ignorant Citizens: 107thLargest Black Market: 121stHealthiest Citizens: 133rdHighest Poor Incomes: 142ndMost Subsidized Industry: 196thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 201stLargest Governments: 233rdLowest Crime Rates: 257thMost Secular: 281stHighest Average Tax Rates: 404thMost Conservative: 448thMost Authoritarian: 614thHighest Average Incomes: 770thBest Weather: 885thHighest Economic Output: 926thMost Extreme: 1,718thMost Avoided: 2,075thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,135thTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,317thMost Efficient Economies: 8,565thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,077thLargest Populations: 9,313thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,129th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Bedetopian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, pedants defending Electric Dictator Bedebao observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, Electric Dictator Bedebao often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, cute fluffy little Electric Dictator Bedebaos are increasingly popular exotic pets.

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