Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st
The Egg Hunter of
Psychotic Dictatorship
NationStates
Santa Claus
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bedetopia

Population22.307 billion

CapitalYggdrassil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyBrains
AnimalBat

The Egg Hunter of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.307 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth a remarkable 9,276 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,846 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Santa Claus to progressive thinkers, there's a bright dawn ahead for Bedetopia, and you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Bedetopia but at least the trains run on time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Bedetopia is ranked 301,856th in the world and 13th in Bedetopian Network for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -62.98 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 30thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 71stMost Patriotic: 82ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 87thLargest Black Market: 127thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 132ndHealthiest Citizens: 132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 156thHighest Average Tax Rates: 197thLargest Governments: 244thMost Secular: 274thLowest Crime Rates: 277thMost Subsidized Industry: 339thBest Weather: 654thHighest Economic Output: 794thHighest Average Incomes: 816thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,044thMost Conservative: 1,529thMost Authoritarian: 1,564thMost Avoided: 1,647thMost Extreme: 2,219thTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,554thMost Primitive: 5,395thLargest Populations: 8,624thMost Efficient Economies: 9,797thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,572ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,889th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Bedetopia but at least the trains run on time.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, there's a bright dawn ahead for Bedetopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Santa Claus to progressive thinkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Santa Claus's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Bedetopia's influence in Bedetopian Network rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".

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