The Egg Hunter of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.307 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth a remarkable 9,276 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,846 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Santa Claus to progressive thinkers, there's a bright dawn ahead for Bedetopia, and you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Bedetopia but at least the trains run on time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Bedetopia is ranked 301,856^th in the world and 13^th in Bedetopian Network for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -62.98 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.