The Matriarchy of Beaur is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 174 million Beaurians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving Beaurian economy, worth 13.5 trillion Beaur Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 77,418 Beaur Lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,022 per year while the poor average 15,021, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, and expensive show trials reveal the harshness of the nation's justice system. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Beaur's national animal is the Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Beaur is ranked 114,941^st in the world and 22^nd in Southern Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 34.31 quips per hour.