The Heavenly Queendom of Beatitas is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Asherah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.8 billion Beata are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bethel. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Beata economy, worth a remarkable 5,725 trillion kisses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 362,352 kisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Farting etiquette is taught in schools, saying "don't do anything that Asherah wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown. Beatitas's national animal is the lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Faith.
Beatitas is ranked 320,612th in the world and 77th in Kerbals of the North for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Beatitas, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in
Beatitas, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in
Beatitas, saying "don't do anything that Asherah wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
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Beatitas lodged a message on the Kerbals of the North Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Beatitas, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
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Beatitas, citizens spend more time learning about obscure religions than they do working.
- : Following new legislation in
Beatitas, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
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Beatitas lodged a message on the Kerbals of the North Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Beatitas, one can wake up in Beatitas and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in
Beatitas, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.




























































































