Most Inclusive: 22ndMost Accessible: 28thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th
The Heavenly Queendom of
Left-wing Utopia
The works of my hands drown at sea, and you sing hymns?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Beatitas

Population15.8 billion

CapitalBethel
LeaderAsherah
Faiththe Faith

Currencykiss
Animallamb

The Heavenly Queendom of Beatitas is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Asherah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.8 billion Beata are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bethel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Beata economy, worth a remarkable 5,725 trillion kisses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 362,352 kisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, saying "don't do anything that Asherah wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown. Beatitas's national animal is the lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Faith.

Beatitas is ranked 320,612th in the world and 77th in Kerbals of the North for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 22ndMost Accessible: 28thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28thNicest Citizens: 35thMost Pacifist: 43rdLargest Welfare Programs: 44thHighest Food Quality: 60thLeast Corrupt Governments: 67thMost Cheerful Citizens: 96thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 114thHighest Drug Use: 129thMost Beautiful Environments: 139thHighest Average Tax Rates: 160thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 178thMost Cultured: 181stLargest Governments: 201stMost Advanced Public Education: 204thBest Weather: 208thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 226thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 235thMost Rebellious Youth: 249thSafest: 263rdSmartest Citizens: 465thMost Efficient Economies: 484thLargest Publishing Industry: 519thMost Developed: 554thLongest Average Lifespans: 594thHighest Poor Incomes: 632ndLowest Crime Rates: 665thMost Devout: 792ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 921stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,000thHealthiest Citizens: 1,001stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,338thHighest Average Incomes: 1,631stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,451stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,510thMost Income Equality: 11,233rdNudest: 14,652ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 21,905thLargest Populations: 27,436thMost Politically Free: 30,757thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31,309th
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Most Accessible: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, saying "don't do anything that Asherah wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Beatitas lodged a message on the Kerbals of the North Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, citizens spend more time learning about obscure religions than they do working.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Beatitas lodged a message on the Kerbals of the North Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, one can wake up in Beatitas and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatitas, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.

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