The Empire of Beatiland is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, devout population of 261 million Beatilandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Alba. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Beatilandian economy, worth 27.0 trillion Miraculs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 103,485 Miraculs, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, Beatiland has designated Port Alba as its capital city, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beatiland's national animal is the White Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beatiland is ranked 21,210^th in the world and 13^th in The Sacred Elite for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.17 percentage of bribes refused.