Most Advanced Public Transport: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 126th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Serve the State
Fleet Admiral Nicholas Millett
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population16.722 billion

LeaderFleet Admiral Nicholas Millett
FaithThe Worker's Party of Beatesia


The Democratic People's Republic of Beatesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fleet Admiral Nicholas Millett with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.722 billion Beatesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Public Transport, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beatesgrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Beatesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,919 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 354,007 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Beatesia's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Worker's Party of Beatesia.

Beatesia is ranked 299,229th in the world and 9,934th in Osiris for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -22.86 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 153rdLargest Black Market: 313thMost Subsidized Industry: 362ndMost Advanced Public Education: 462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 519thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,066thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,129thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,330thLargest Governments: 1,346thHighest Average Incomes: 1,410thLowest Crime Rates: 1,438thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,638thHighest Economic Output: 2,063rdMost Patriotic: 2,221stTop
Most Developed: 3,637thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,851stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,927thHealthiest Citizens: 3,970thMost Secular: 5,266thMost Authoritarian: 5,942ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,228thMost Conservative: 8,934thSmartest Citizens: 10,487thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,335thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,688thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,997thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,653rdLargest Mining Sector: 18,052ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,320thLargest Populations: 18,617thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,631stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,222ndMost Extreme: 25,470th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Patriotic: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 138th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 146th in the regionMost Extreme: 163rd in the regionMost Developed: 166th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 178th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Conservative: 227th in the regionMost Secular: 261st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 274th in the regionLargest Populations: 481st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 529th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 534th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 586th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 764th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 828th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 866th in the regionMost Income Equality: 975th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 998th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,006th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Beatesia was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Glorious People's Republic of Tiplomecja, infecting 16 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Dead, and Most Survivors.
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Beatesia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Beatesia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".