The Empire of Beaslora is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and lack of airports. The hard-working, democratic population of 36 million Beaslorans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The strong Beasloran economy, worth 1.88 trillion Antodollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,140 Antodollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Beasloran Moonshine", people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, large areas of Beaslora are not accessible by the public, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Beaslora's national animal is the Antoinella, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beaslora is ranked 75,963^rd in the world and 2^nd in A Short Walk to Utopia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,681.3 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.