The Birdhouse of Beanzed is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 644 million beanzedians, 613 million of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of birdhouse city. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Beanzedian economy, worth 94.5 trillion peanuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,688 peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Beanzedian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, scientists take credit every time it rains in Donuts, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanzed's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beanzed is ranked 198,992^nd in the world and 2^nd in Donuts for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 78.96 on the Clooney Contribution Index.