The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast 2 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.017 billion Beans on Toast 2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Beans on Toast 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,317 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beans on Toast 2's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Beans on Toast 2 is ranked 282,854^th in the world and 961^st in Memeland United for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.57 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.