The Kingdom of Beanbean is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Bean with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.315 billion Beanbeanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beanbean Castle Town. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beanbeanian economy, worth 636 trillion Beanbean Coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,418 Beanbean Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, spectating AI chess fans heckle players when they miss a mate-in-twenty-seven opportunity, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, and entomologists flock to Beanbean Castle Town for its remarkable gadfly population. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanbean's national animal is the Pteranodon Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Beanstar Worship.

Beanbean is ranked 276,072^nd in the world and 11^th in Valkia for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -68.91 on the Hayek Index.