The Kingdom of Beanbean is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Bean with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.865 billion Beanbeanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beanbean Castle Town. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beanbeanian economy, worth 763 trillion Beanbean Coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,829 Beanbean Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanbean's national animal is the Pteranodon Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Beanstar Worship.

Beanbean is ranked 178,037^th in the world and 4^th in Valkia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.01 percentage of bribes refused.