The Kingdom of Beanbean is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Bean with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.729 billion Beanbeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beanbean Castle Town. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beanbeanian economy, worth 736 trillion Beanbean Coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 155,845 Beanbean Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, sex changes are routinely performed at Beanbean's hospitals, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanbean's national animal is the Pteranodon Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Beanstar Worship.

Beanbean is ranked 266,929^th in the world and 11^th in Valkia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.