The State of Beal Feirste is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 12.954 billion Beal Feirsteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 15.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Beal Feirstean economy, worth 666 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 51,459 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, gambling is outlawed, and divorce is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Beal Feirste's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Beal Feirste is ranked 169,433^rd in the world and 5^th in Leinster for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 57.18 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.