The Democratic States of Beaglemound is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by supreme beagle with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 9.798 billion beagleses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of beagle city. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Beaglemoundian economy, worth 398 trillion milkbones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 40,669 milkbones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, tabloids coo over Supreme beagle's expected child, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beaglemound's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beagality.

Beaglemound is ranked 118,693^rd in the world and 67^th in The Bongos United for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,090.68 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.