The Nine in the Afternoon of Be Trans Throw Hands is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 6.338 billion Be Trans Throw Handsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Healthcare, although Defense, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The Be Trans Throw Handsian economy, worth 312 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,236 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Be Trans Throw Hands's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Be Trans Throw Hands is ranked 197,597^th in the world and 6^th in The Gay Agenda for Largest Governments, scoring 9.8 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.