The Kingdom of Bazolivan is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 7 million Bazolivanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bazolivanian economy, worth 262 billion Gaziles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,446 Gaziles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bazolivan's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bazolivan is ranked 329,488^th in the world and 33^rd in the Obsidian Highlands for Largest Populations, with 7.00 million capita.