The Most Serene Republic of Bayou-Cazef is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jean Paul-Leyanes with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.002 billion Bayou-Cazefe enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Le Havellet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The strong Bayou-Cazefi economy, worth 326 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,218 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, Bayou-Cazef has designated Le Havellet as its capital city, Jean Paul-Leyanes has just been declared ruler of Bayou-Cazef in an international press conference, and Corvinian folk religion has been named as Bayou-Cazef's national religion. Crime is relatively low. Bayou-Cazef's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Corvinian folk religion.

Bayou-Cazef is ranked 305,507^th in the world and 58^th in Corvinia Refounded for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.