The Empire of Bayjernland is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The cynical population of 382 million der Bayer are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Bayerisch economy, worth 17.2 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,041 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bayjernland's national animal is the Bundesadler.

Bayjernland is ranked 229,924^th in the world and 1^st in Land des Neudeutschlands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.