The Republic of Bavoux is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Mercutio Romero with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.678 billion Bavouxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toia. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bavouxian economy, worth 779 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,452 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bavoux's national animal is the weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Erohwie.

Bavoux is ranked 39,943^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Commonwealth of Crowns for Highest Poor Incomes, with 64,691.86 Standard Monetary Units.