The People's Republic of Bavarian SR is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 4.796 billion Bavarian SRians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Bavarian SRian economy, worth 179 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,469 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Bavarian SR to be bombproof, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bavarian SR's national animal is the Kitsune.

Bavarian SR is ranked 181,742^nd in the world and 7^th in 56 57 for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 312.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.