The Confederacy of Baudwyn is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 164 million Poles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.
The Polish economy, worth 9.57 trillion Troy Ounces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,341 Troy Ounces, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
Calvinball training often involves digging escape tunnels, diaper sales are up, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baudwyn's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Baudwyn is ranked 217,675th in the world and 16th in Middle East for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.29 percentage of bribes refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Baudwyn's influence in Middle East rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Baudwyn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Baudwyn, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
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Baudwyn, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
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Baudwyn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Baudwyn, diaper sales are up.
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Baudwyn, Calvinball training often involves digging escape tunnels.
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Baudwyn altered its national flag.
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Baudwyn, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
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Baudwyn, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.






