Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,135thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,983rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,740th
The Mercantile Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Goud in vrede, staal in oorlog
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Battlavia

Population2.507 billion

CapitalKoningsbergen
LeaderAdalbert II
FaithBattlavian Energism

Currencyguilder
Animalgreen dragon

The Mercantile Kingdom of Battlavia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adalbert II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.507 billion Battlavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koningsbergen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Battlavian economy, worth 311 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,448 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are making eye contact with each other for the first time in years, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Battlavia's national animal is the green dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Battlavian Energism.

Battlavia is ranked 67,130th in the world and 10th in Thegye for Most Stationary, with 422.072125707 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,135thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,983rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,740thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,133rdMost Pacifist: 5,261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,771stMost Cultured: 7,287thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,808thNicest Citizens: 8,306thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,457thMost Efficient Economies: 8,943rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,127thLowest Crime Rates: 9,266thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,387thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,179thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,025thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,182ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,000thHighest Food Quality: 12,198thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,698thTop
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Most Developed: 13,042ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,156thLargest Governments: 13,834thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,852ndMost Patriotic: 14,927thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,278thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,423rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,545thMost Secular: 16,878thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,015thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,752ndBest Weather: 21,765thMost Authoritarian: 23,448thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,839thHighest Average Incomes: 24,073rd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Battlavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Battlavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Battlavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Battlavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Battlavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Battlavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Battlavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Battlavia lodged a message on the Thegye Regional Message Board.
  • : Battlavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Battlavia lodged a message on the Thegye Regional Message Board.

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