The State of Basseterre Park is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.417 billion Basseterre Parkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Basseterre Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,950 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,115 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Basseterre Park has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Basseterre Park in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Basseterre Park's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Basseterre Park is ranked 122,573^rd in the world and 179^th in State for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.