The Colony of Bashkortostan Gorod is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.622 billion Bashkortostan Gorodians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The strong Bashkortostan Gorodian economy, worth 153 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,482 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,804 per year while the poor average 2,663, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bashkortostan Gorod's national animal is the bovina.

Bashkortostan Gorod is ranked 198,600^th in the world and 1^st in Bashkortostan for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.