The United States of Bashkir ASSR is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.783 billion Bashkir ASSRians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.8%.

The Bashkir ASSRian economy, worth 198 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,498 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Bashkir ASSRians like vultures, and poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bashkir ASSR's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bashkir ASSR is ranked 143,301^st in the world and 5^th in yasuj for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 426.82 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.