The Queen's State of Barnhartvale is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.399 billion Barnhartvaleans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The very strong Barnhartvalean economy, worth 897 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 35,354 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,368 per year while the poor average 1,899, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, none has been named as Barnhartvale's national religion, Barnhartvale has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Barnhartvale's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Barnhartvale is ranked 288,819^th in the world and 9^th in Conakry for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.34 law-abiding acts per hour.