Most Patriotic: 83rdSafest: 172ndLowest Crime Rates: 267th
The République Barltave of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Elk nadeel hep zijn voordeel.
Gene Wilders from that movie
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Barlyy

Population8.131 billion

LeaderGene Wilders from that movie
FaithHarry Kaneism

Currencygozleme
Animalraven

The République Barltave of Barlyy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gene Wilders from that movie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 8.131 billion Barlyyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Barlyyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,483 trillion gozlemes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 305,400 gozlemes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barlyy's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Harry Kaneism.

Barlyy is ranked 152,932nd in the world and 1st in Ode to Barlyy for Most Stationary, with 149.70894585288 days.

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Most Patriotic: 83rdSafest: 172ndLowest Crime Rates: 267thHighest Average Tax Rates: 311thMost Secular: 370thMost Developed: 372ndLongest Average Lifespans: 388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 401stLargest Governments: 432ndBest Weather: 467thHealthiest Citizens: 521stLargest Welfare Programs: 539thMost Beautiful Environments: 548thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 587thMost Valuable International Artwork: 656thMost Advanced Public Education: 754thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 808thHighest Poor Incomes: 812thSmartest Citizens: 839thHighest Food Quality: 908thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,105thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,120thMost Inclusive: 1,155thMost Cultured: 1,172ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,181stMost Efficient Economies: 1,203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,215thNicest Citizens: 1,359thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,514thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,540thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,542ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,050thMost Conservative: 2,158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,282ndMost Authoritarian: 2,432ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,453rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,486thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,615thHighest Average Incomes: 2,720thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,872ndNudest: 7,475thMost Income Equality: 8,338thHighest Economic Output: 9,284thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,087thMost Extreme: 22,182ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,279th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Barlyy lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
  • : Barlyy lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, Gene Wilders from that movie's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.

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