The Fabled Nexus of Barlyy is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jimmy McGill with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.654 billion Fenerliler are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kadıköy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fenerli economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Pringles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 235,445 Pringles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Kadıköy, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barlyy's national animal is the proud seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Fenerbahçeism.

Barlyy is ranked 275,644^th in the world and 1^st in Konglomera for Fattest Citizens, with 1.38 Obesity Rate.