Population | 8.131 billion |
Leader | Gene Wilders from that movie |
Faith | Harry Kaneism |
Currency | gozleme |
Animal | raven |
The République Barltave of Barlyy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gene Wilders from that movie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 8.131 billion Barlyyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Barlyyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,483 trillion gozlemes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 305,400 gozlemes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barlyy's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Harry Kaneism.
Barlyy is ranked 152,932nd in the world and 1st in Ode to Barlyy for Most Stationary, with 149.70894585288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Barlyy, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
- : Following new legislation in Barlyy, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Barlyy lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
- : Barlyy lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Barlyy, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
- : Following new legislation in Barlyy, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
- : Following new legislation in Barlyy, Gene Wilders from that movie's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in Barlyy, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Barlyy, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
- : Following new legislation in Barlyy, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.