The Community of Barangay 1 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.059 billion Barangay 1ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Barangay 1ian economy, worth 62.8 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 59,341 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 382,459 per year while the poor average 3,719, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, the tenet of free speech is held dear, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Barangay 1's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Barangay 1 is ranked 255,440^th in the world and 197^th in Lungsod ng Maynila for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.