The Republic of Bang Fang Duck is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.452 billion Bang Fang Duckians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bang Fang Duckian economy, worth 815 trillion Love Letters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,367 Love Letters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have tenure, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bang Fang Duck's national animal is the Floating Gardenia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bang Fang Duck is ranked 16,264^th in the world and 2^nd in Kyorgia puppet storage for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.