The BAMBLING BAMBLES of BAMBLE WORLD is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by BAMBLE with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.893 billion Bambleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BAMBLE CAPITAL. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient BAMBLE WORLDian economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion BAMBLEBUXES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,773 BAMBLEBUXES, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 399,395 per year while the poor average 29,589, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BAMBLE WORLD's national animal is the BAMABLE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is BAMBLISM.

BAMBLE WORLD is ranked 126,158^th in the world and 3^rd in Pirate Paradise for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,133.29 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.