The Unfathomable Destruction of Balzabul is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.351 billion Balzabulians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of House of Flies. The average income tax rate is 88.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Balzabulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,058 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, Leader isn't a national brand, smoking is banned in public areas, and airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balzabul's national animal is the Fly, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Balzabul is ranked 18,761^st in the world and 16^th in The Underworld of Hell for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,479.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.