The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VI is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.814 billion Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VIians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The all-consuming Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VIian economy, worth 583 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,680 Prickly Pears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VI's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VI is ranked 229,216^th in the world and 1^st in Denicia for Most Primitive, scoring -106.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.