
| Population | 8.502 billion |
| Capital | Baloo Kingdom City |
| Leader | King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII |
| Faith | Lutheran Christianity |
| Currency | Prickly Pears |
| Animal | Bear |
The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.502 billion Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IVians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IVian economy, worth 911 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,237 Prickly Pears, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.
Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, and King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.
Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV is ranked 19,810th in the world and 4th in The Vincence Empire for Most Developed, scoring 86.89 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV, King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
- : Following new legislation in
Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
- : Following new legislation in
Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV, thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency.
- : Following new legislation in
Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in
Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV, convicts get out of jams easily.
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Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
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Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV, welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness.
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Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
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Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
- : Following new legislation in
Baloo Kingdom Diplomat IV, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.












