The Republic of Baja is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Richard White with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 21.15 billion Bajans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabo San Lucas. The average income tax rate is 16.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bajan economy, worth a remarkable 1,525 trillion bajus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 72,124 bajus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders are advising that President Richard White's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, military spending is on the increase, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Baja's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Baja is ranked 133,267^th in the world and 8^th in Scarif for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 509.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.