The State of Bailiwick Sark is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.255 billion Bailiwick Sarkians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.9%.

The very strong Bailiwick Sarkian economy, worth 751 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 27,583 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Bailiwick Sark has designated Douglas Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bailiwick Sark's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bailiwick Sark is ranked 238,386^th in the world and 5^th in Bogota for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.86 law-abiding acts per hour.