The State of Baile Atha Cliath Eire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.382 billion Eiremen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The thriving Baile Atha Cliath Eirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,753 trillion betales a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,683 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Baile Atha Cliath Eire's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and Baile Atha Cliath Eire has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Baile Atha Cliath Eire's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Baile Atha Cliath Eire is ranked 218,049^th in the world and 2^nd in Eire for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.24 on the Bus Surprisal Index.