The Commonwealth of Bahamian Caicos is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the governor with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.229 billion Bahamian Islanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The strong Bahamian Islandese economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 68,793 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, The governor can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Dollar charge on their phone bill, and group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bahamian Caicos's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bahamian Caicos is ranked 18,062^nd in the world and 3^rd in Bermuda Triangle for Largest Populations, with 19.2 billion capita.