The Kingdom of Bagguggaua is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14 million Bagguggauans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Bagguggauan economy, worth 801 billion Bering Land Bridge National Preserves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,248 Bering Land Bridge National Preserves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,922 per year while the poor average 10,652, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, euthanasia is illegal, a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bagguggaua's national animal is the Orca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Bagguggaua is ranked 323,761^st in the world and 1^st in The Wick for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 5.21 Effective Tax Rate.