The Republic of Baelish is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Petyr Baelish with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 5.655 billion Baelishes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harrenhal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The very strong Baelish economy, worth 380 trillion golden dragons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 67,271 golden dragons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,825 per year while the poor average 18,407, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Baelish's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Baelish's national animal is the mockingbird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is knowledge.

Baelish is ranked 37,448^th in the world and 4^th in Westeros for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,344.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.